The Semi-Federal Republic of The United States of Azania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Vuli'Ndlela Katswawe with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.347 billion Azanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Johannesburg. The average income tax rate is 88.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient United States of Azanian economy, worth 809 trillion Rantis a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,236 Rantis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United States of Azania's national animal is the Indwe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No Official Religion.

The United States of Azania is ranked 7,608^th in the world and 1^st in Blackstar for Safest, scoring 124.87 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.